"Everyone loves me. I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of people I've never even met. I don't say this casually; I'm just pointing out my qualification."
David Sedaris from Barrel Fever
5 Days! Can't wait.
Oh you dedicated a blog to me! How nice! Got some other good quotes for you:
ReplyDelete"Sarcasm: The body's natural defense against stupid."
"I speak Sarcasm as a second language."
"I'm not so good at the advice.. can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them."
You ROCK Kangarooby!